Think your day is going bad? Here's a little perspective to make you feel better.
Yahoo News reports that in Australia, a forgetful tour boat company gift vouchered an American tourist a free boat trip and a $200 meal, yet still, ...he was not happy. That might have something to do with the fact that the tour boat he was on packed up and went home, leaving him behind, and alone, with nothing but his snorkeling gear, floating on the Great Barrier Reef.
The Great Barrier Reef, one of the worlds most beautiful aquatic wonders, is also a favorite snacking area for great white sharks.
The snorkeler, 28 year old Ian Cole, has asked for a letter of apology outlining what new safety measures will be put in place as a result of the incident. He has also asked for a new bathing suit, as the one he was wearing was stained beyond recognition.
The Great Barrier Reef, one of the worlds most beautiful aquatic wonders, is also a favorite snacking area for great white sharks.
The snorkeler, 28 year old Ian Cole, has asked for a letter of apology outlining what new safety measures will be put in place as a result of the incident. He has also asked for a new bathing suit, as the one he was wearing was stained beyond recognition.
According to a Reuters report, the Governor of Rhode Island, who was quoted as saying "Today we are trying to right an injustice!", has pardoned one lucky Irish immigrant who was mistakenly convicted of brutally murdering a prominent Rhode Island industrialist on a snow covered road in Cranston on New Year's Day.
Unfortunately, the Irishman, John Gordon, was not alive to enjoy his good fortune, as he was hanged by the neck for the crime in 1845, in a gallows located in Providence.
Apparently, Irish luck does not extend to time travel.
Well, b'gosh and b'gorn Mr. Gordon, twas sort of a good day.
Unfortunately, the Irishman, John Gordon, was not alive to enjoy his good fortune, as he was hanged by the neck for the crime in 1845, in a gallows located in Providence.
Apparently, Irish luck does not extend to time travel.
Well, b'gosh and b'gorn Mr. Gordon, twas sort of a good day.
Eee--yew! Whatever happened to bullets?
According to another Reuters story, cops in Ohio had their hands full when they tried to arrest a drunken wedding attendee who had allegedly been beating on her husband in a parked car.
When the officers went to remove her from the vehicle, the lactating lush responded by removing her breast from her dress and spraying them with breast milk.
A police spokesman attributed the incident to alcohol abuse.
Sounds about right to us.
So far, no comment from Le Leche League.
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